Just a quick slice of etiquette

Folks,

I just wanted to drop a bit of knowledge for the newbies out there. Now, likely as not you have learned not to step on the dojo mats with shoes, dont cross your right lapel over the left, etc. But I just want to school you a taste today. Do NOT, no matter what the temptation, ask when you get your next belt. It is like asking an American woman how much she weighs, or who they voted for. It just isnt polite. Also, traditionally, whenever you ask. you have just added 6 months to the time that you are inquiring about. Consider yourself schooled.